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Leafy Lake College - Leafy Lake, Illinois
Home of the Bootleggers,
1928 National Champs
Leafy Lake College offers continuing education courses in Alibiology at its beautiful, rustic campus on the shores of Leafy Lake in Lake County, Illinois
H. Scott
Christian, PhD., Dewey Cheatam Distinguished Professor of
Alibiology
Dr. Christian
received a bachelors degree in History from Harvard, his Masters
in Philosophy from Oxford, and his PhD in Alibiology from UNLV.
Alibiology is an interdisciplinary studies program with a foundation in English, Philosophy, and Communications. Alibiologists specialize in creating reliable, credible, and imaginative excuses for any variety of personal failures, tardiness, or inability to complete assigned tasks.
Leafy Lake College also offers a bachelor's degree in Alibiology
Required core courses
English - the use of big multi-syllabic words is essential to befuddle others
Creative Writing - the cornerstone of any great excuse is superb writing
History - no better way to prove your point than to cite the obscure and irrelevant
Mathematics - when large, redundant, and arcane formulas are required for justification
Philosophy - including elementary illogic, rationalization, and non-deductive reasoning
For more information call 847-555-XCUS
This eclectic mix of personalities gives the Bears-Packers Showdown its unique chemistry. In spite of the collective on-air mayhem provided by this group of losers, the program has turned out to be a winner.
