So Halloween is in the rear-view mirror…and I guess the Christmas season will soon begin (like today). But in this post Halloween lull, we should all be concerned about something near and dear to my heart…dental hygiene. Those who know me well are aware that for the last four years I’ve been a consultant for a major dental supply company, and in that time I’ve picked up a few tips on making sure the chompers are kept in good working order. During this time of year, the tendency is to eat tons of candy and forgo the requisite brushing and flossing that should occur immediately after. This type of behavior will lead you to…THE CHAIR! Not the electric chair, but the dentist’s chair — much like the poor sod of this cautionary tale by Alice Cooper from the 1973 album “Billion Dollar Babies.” If the whirring of the dentist drill makes you queasy, than this track is definitely not going to be your cup of tea (especially since tea stains teeth)…but if you have a thing for the perverse, this track will put a billion dollar smile on your face.
